zatsudan

idle-talk, chit-chat, shooting the shit (american slang)

We will have a zatsudan stream tomorrow.

by fushigishisouka August 22, 2021

Zesus

The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*

by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020

Zetus Lapetus

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

Zestuous

amassing a large amount of zest or being full of zest

Mark is literally as zestuous as they get, he does cringey tiktok dances at school

by TessAndTheTickle April 13, 2023

zetsy

zetsy is someone straight is acting OR looking a little TOO fruity. Also denying the fact they are acting fruity or look fruity

person 1 (male): your looking mighty fine.
(to a male)
person 2: yooo your zetsy as fuck

by mustardsquirt December 24, 2022

Zesu

He plays Fortnite 7/24. His TikTok is zesufnx he posts cringe and he is one of @vekos best friends

Zesu are you sus?

No,I'm not.

by Shhshshshshhshshdh October 13, 2021

Abben Zets

Sexual intercourse for retards.

Thomas: Wut wur ou do in latht night?
Billy: Me ahnt Susan wur abben zets.
Thomas: Th-th-that mutht a bin fun and feewl weeel goood too.
Billy: Yeah!
Thomas/Billy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Junkrocka June 10, 2008