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zerber

The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.
"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."
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zerbert

creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound.
Wanna hear a funny noise? <zerbert inserted here>
by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
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zerbert

"creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound." --Bungalow Bill

This word was made popular by Bill Cosby on his hit TV show, the Bill Cosby Show.

For most people, it tickles like mad on the stomach, which is what makes it so much fun. Try it out.
"No! Not a zerbert! Gah! No get off!" <zerbert> "Sweet Mother of God it tickles!!!"
"Mwahahaha" <zerbert>
"Oh the humanity! That one was wet!"
<continues>
by Swede July 10, 2004
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Zeroeth Law

A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.

It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.

Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)

The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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Zerbe

When one is often confused with Brad Pitt.
Hey dude, are you Brad Pitt?
No I am Anthony Zerbe.
Anthony, you just got Zerbe'd again!!!
by zerbdog November 27, 2012
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zerbert

1. n., A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

2. v., To perfom said action.
1. My mom wanted me to kiss her, but I decided to piss her off and give her a zerbert.

2. I was bored, so I zerberted myself on the arm.
by Zack Green September 5, 2004
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Zorbet

A one to three minute video of your life, for use as video resume, on social websites and by artists and musicians to get gigs.
Jamel's zorbet was humorless and dull, and DeJuan's was
fresh and hilarious, but Tayata got the job because her Zorbet had very few swear words.
by dakota l. August 5, 2009
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