Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

Zepathon

Listening to all nine Led Zeppelin albums back to back in chronologic order. The nine albums add up to approximately 9 hours in length.

Guy 1: Hey, dude wanna have a Zepathon today
Guy 2: Nope, can't today, dude. Maybe next week
Guy 1: Well. I can't wait till next week, so see ya in 9 hours.

by Zep90125 December 27, 2012

zeppeli

Some poor bastards from the manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Those fuckers can't live through a whole part.

Someone:Man do I love Cesar Zeppeli
Someone else:Kill yourself

by BigTiddy May 14, 2018

Zeppo

One person in a group or gang that is either used, ignored, and/or stepped on quite frequently.

Came into common use with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode, "The Zeppo", in which it was highlighted that a particular member of a gang was simply the uncool one. This has various effects on how we use the word today.

The word "Zeppo" is also used in reference to a person in a group who simply doesn't fit, be it because of their lack of coolness or other negative attributes.

Mike was definitely the zeppo; you could tell that he didn't fit in simply by his clothes, attitude, and poise around the others.

by Nick March 27, 2005

Zephan

The nicest man you will ever meet hazel eyes short but not too short sexy not fat skinny but not too skinny. He will have some muscles he isn't a show off so you see the skinny part but he has a 4 pack fast metabolism and has around at full adult 10 inch and in early teen years will be a solid 6 inches soft he doesn't get any ladies but they all have a crush on him. He may also have curly soft brown hair at around 5 inches he will look sexy at his finest he may look small and weak but he can beat the crap out of someone not too bully but for self defense only he may also give a warning to stop touching him he may need some personal space but it depends on who it is. Also he has a rough background and tries to never cry but he will internally

Did you see zephan at science class he was so cute I saw (insert name) rub his hair he looked so cute I am so jealous

by Tonyrodgers90 July 1, 2019

led zeppelin

A rock band from the 1970s. Fanboys think that listening to Led Zeppelin makes them special by setting them apart from their peers, who mostly listen to mainstream rap and pop. However, in their day, Zeppelin were rather mainstream.

It is not a big deal that you listen to Led Zeppelin. Everyone knows who they are.

by thetx November 29, 2006

zeppelinism

The Worship of the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin. Period. led Zeppelin jimmy pagerobert plant Classic rock best

Join Zeppelinism and Robert Plant will be your savior

by Ardaaaaaaaaa December 27, 2007