Zelinker

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

Zellina

The baddest and sexiest woman you will ever meet. She like to gobble dick and throw her ass back in a circle. This girl is a life changer if you meet her keep her locked in a room because you will never find another like her.

Dude: I’m going out with Zellina
Bro: wow that’s rare, you’re lucky

by Traygothozzz November 22, 2021

zelink server

the group of people who are horny like all the time and like zelink

those people are in the zelink server

by Shleeb August 23, 2024

Zelling

Present tense of zold. Anything bad that happens in motion.

Jenny is dishing out zellings again all round. Wouldn’t wanna be zold.

by Namesnotjeff November 3, 2024

Zellinger's Douchebag

Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.

Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?

Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?

by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025