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Volodymyr Zelensky

CEO of Ukraine as of 2022, worshipped by redditors all around the world

Born to a Jewish family, he pursued a career in comedy before declaring his candidacy for the Ukrainian presidency in 2019. He won the election with 73.23 of the vote.

His presidency has been characterized as liberal, aggressively pro-West and anti-Russian, and by a very strong social media presence.
Did you just say you don’t like Volodymyr Zelensky? Umm… downboated, sweaty.
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Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.
Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.
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zelensky bounce

When you've got plenty of dick and huge balls and you are absolutely jackhammering the hottest woman you've ever seen.
"Oh my god, you guys, Sally came ove last night and I gave her the Zelensky Bounce. It was rad."
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Zelenskyy

The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)
Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.
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Wide Zelensky

upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin
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Zelenskyy

Someone with unmeasured courage and an extremely large penis.
He's a fucking Zelenskyy
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Pull a Zelenskyy

To do something, that a sane individual would think twice on, and stand for it.
Gives off "Big Dick" energy
"KREMLIN: PUTIN HAS NO PLANS TO VISIT NEW TERRITORIES YET - TASS"

JM: Do it, pull a Zelenskyy
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