zelensky bounce

When you've got plenty of dick and huge balls and you are absolutely jackhammering the hottest woman you've ever seen.

"Oh my god, you guys, Sally came ove last night and I gave her the Zelensky Bounce. It was rad."

by Elmstrosity March 16, 2022

Zelenskyy

The most based man to ever exist, and current leader of the free world. (would let him cum inside)

Zelenskyy is the most based person to ever exist on the face of this earth. The sheer weight of his balls require buildings to be reinforced before he enters them.

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Wide Zelensky

upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin

"Wide Zelensky is so hot."

by drier than the atacama March 9, 2022

Zelenskyy

Someone with unmeasured courage and an extremely large penis.

He's a fucking Zelenskyy

by Neurodivergent Spicy Latte March 17, 2022

Pull a Zelenskyy

To do something, that a sane individual would think twice on, and stand for it.
Gives off "Big Dick" energy

"KREMLIN: PUTIN HAS NO PLANS TO VISIT NEW TERRITORIES YET - TASS"

JM: Do it, pull a Zelenskyy

by Converted-ChanNy September 30, 2022

Zelensky

An absolute fucking BOSS. Since February 2022, the world’s prime example of what it looks like to have giant, humongous, ironclad balls. A global hero.

“Wow, that guy just looked his bully right in the eyes and told him to go fuck himself. What an absolute zelensky.”

“Duuude! Bro went full zelensky on this small-dicked, ugly, cowardly nutsack of a human. What a legend!”

by ChowderheadMG February 26, 2022

Volodymyr Zelensky

Man with the biggest balls in the whole world

Putin after seeing the size of volodymyr’s balls instantly became self conscious and turned all troops back the Russia

2)BREAKING NEWS all of Eastern Europe has sunk due the ti immense wight of Volodymyr’s balls

Volodymyr Zelensky President of Ukraine

by English person 12345566889-928 March 8, 2022