getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.

Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.

by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016

top zonked

When you're the highest you have ever been.

Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."

by Centiliter March 18, 2020

Zacked

To have a perfectly sculpted body like WWE Superstar and host of Z! True Long Island Story, the WWE Internet Champion Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder.

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW I GET SO ZACKED, ITS CAUSE I USE THE INVISIBLE JUMPWROPE BRO! ARE YOUR SERIOUS?

BRO, I KNOW I’M ZACKED AND EVERYTHING BUT HOW DO I GET AS BIG AS YOU?

NOW I’M FEELIN SO ZACKED LIKE A Z6

AS YOU CAN SEE I’M ZACKED, BUT I’M COVERED IN HAIR

by Woo Woo Woo December 9, 2011

zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Zakked

The act of punching a shark in the face.

A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.

by Z-Tango September 30, 2009

Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003