zank

to have sexual intercourse

i would totally zank Megan Fox.

by Zanker November 09, 2011

crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

by hd_sib December 01, 2006

oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

by Zankisas December 25, 2016

zanked

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other

"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"

by apartmentinatl February 17, 2025

Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running

Wow you are such a Zank

by Zanktastic May 23, 2023

Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zank

Cocaine

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017