Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 04, 2018

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give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th

bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

by yourmom112 December 05, 2019

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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 09, 2005

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