re kink your wife

Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".

Guy 1 - "Damn bro my wifi is out"
Guy 2 - "you should re kink your wife"

by no-oneimportant September 11, 2023

beat your wife

The action of beating your wife. Commonly done by wife beaters, and beaters of wife.

I'm 'o beat my wife tonight, cuz I'm all drunk and shit.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

pamper your wife

to have sex with your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."

by KamalaSutra January 1, 2021

National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Latshaw your wife

To physically assault and abuse your wife on a regular basis as a result of your addiction to steriods that causes you to have small nuts; It is preferred if you break other things in the process

He Latshawed his wife right through the front door and then beat her more for breaking the door on her way out.

by ymshdn32 December 5, 2004

Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008