your mom's box

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.

: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!

by Celina P May 24, 2006

your mom's box

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.

Hey go eat your mom's box.

by not poor January 21, 2003

Your Mom's Box

The dank, smelly cavern that you came from. The parcel in which your mother keeps her vagina.

Dude #1: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Dude #2: "Yeah it smells like rotting sea food or something."
Dude #3: "It must be your mom's box"

by emmaomao January 8, 2010

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010