Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008
Get the Punch your wife in the face hotmug. by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018
Get the Tied to your wife's apron stringsmug. by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020
Get the “Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”mug. by rocky66 March 31, 2017
Get the trust me with your life not with your wifemug. Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the fifty percent chance I fuck your wifemug. Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
Get the I fucked your Wife last nightmug. December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
Get the National help your wife around the house daymug.