I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock
by Cumshake February 9, 2018
Get the honk your cockmug. Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
by KyleP March 22, 2007
Get the Jerking your cockmug. "I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."
"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."
"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."
by The Shack August 26, 2004
Get the shut your cockmug. by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
Get the jerkin’ your cockmug. by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006
Get the fuck your cockmug. To continue on the present course of action with the intention of performing coitus in some form or fashion.
Spence: "Aww, man, I stepped in puke and slipped so much I pissed on my pantleg!"
Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."
Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."
by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005
Get the rock on with your cock onmug. by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008
Get the cut your cock offmug.