shut your balls

1. Shut up
2. The act of shutting off one's genitals from the general public
Person 1: It would be most opportune for you to shut your balls at this juncture.
Person 2: Indubitably
Person 1: Pip pip tally ho
Person 2: Touche
by The A Group January 27, 2007
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busting your balls

Making fun of someone; messing around with someone; dicking around with someone;
"I just came, I haven't seen you in a while, and I'm just busting your balls."
or
Johnny:"Ya ya you a tough guy like that one time u pussied out?"
Jimmy:"Johnny would you quit busting my balls?"
by Johnny Keyes January 25, 2009
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yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls
Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night
by ohkillem November 09, 2014
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calm your balls

the act of calming down. it is usually said to a person who got angry very quickly over a small in important thing. it is most commonly used in places like san diego, ca or other fucking badass cities like san diego. similar to chill, relax, calm down. it is a way cooler way of saying chill your nuts kid.
-wft dude u just hit my car!
-calm your balls, i barely scratched it.
by hurkhurk February 07, 2010
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crack your balls

A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
Angelina: My breath smells of cock.
Brad: (laughs)

Angelina: Did I just crack your balls?
by mega.machine January 31, 2011
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beefing your balls

“I got arrested yesterday

“What really??”
Nah I’m just beefing your balls”
by QAAADDDDEN September 16, 2017
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