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you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits
"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."
by SluttySally December 17, 2011
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tits on you

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013
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When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.
Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.
by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018
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Tits You Know (T.Y.K)

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.
(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).
by teamplayer010 July 13, 2009
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Do you want to take a shot at the title?
Is what you say if someone hits you. As you might have inadvertently angered them, you say "okay, I'll give you that one for free" insinuating that the next one will cost you.
My dad's new wife pissed off a bikey. He had words with her, and I might add 'not very nice one's'. So my Dad picked up a bar stool and wrapped it around the guy's head. (Do you want to take a shot at the title? Did not apply here in this instance) So he had to lay low for awhile till the bikey got over it.
by Bryn Benn April 17, 2020
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You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
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