*you're

Let's discuss.

'Your' signifies ownership or relation, which refers to something owned by someone, a title, or a friend/relation.

'You're' is an abbrevation of 'you are', which is what you'd say when speaking to someone about who or what they are, be it an insult, praise, fact or random statement.

*you're.

Your;

"Your computer rocks!"
"Your mother is a slutwhore!"
"Your criminal status is unacceptable!"

You're;

"You're a moron."
"You're fantastic!"
"You're a normal person."
"You're gay."

I request that you people learn what I have just explained on the grounds that

IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

by moobag April 6, 2010

you're a

A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

by Mr Yoorra July 20, 2007

you're

The word that most people don't know exists

John: your stupid
Ben: *you're. Who's stupid now? you fucking idiot
John: *dies*

by loilnibba420 April 9, 2018

you're

A word that I wish people would actually use when they're supposed to.

<C> Your dumb!
<JB> It's "you're". Idiot.

by Jagfire June 20, 2003

YOU'RE a...

A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.

Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?"
Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!"

Mother: "He's the devil."
Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!"

Mother: "I went shopping."
Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"

by ppcrn April 6, 2005

You're

What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.

You're mom.

by Green Lex Luthor October 27, 2009

You're

Too oftenly mistaken for "your."

Meaning "you are." Used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.

Correct example: "You're stupid."
Incorrect example: "Your stupid."

by Saphy January 1, 2007