*you're

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'Your' signifies ownership or relation, which refers to something owned by someone, a title, or a friend/relation.

'You're' is an abbrevation of 'you are', which is what you'd say when speaking to someone about who or what they are, be it an insult, praise, fact or random statement.

*you're.

Your;

"Your computer rocks!"
"Your mother is a slutwhore!"
"Your criminal status is unacceptable!"

You're;

"You're a moron."
"You're fantastic!"
"You're a normal person."
"You're gay."

I request that you people learn what I have just explained on the grounds that

IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

by moobag April 06, 2010

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A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

by Mr Yoorra June 21, 2007

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The word that most people don't know exists

John: your stupid
Ben: *you're. Who's stupid now? you fucking idiot
John: *dies*

by loilnibba420 March 28, 2018

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A word that I wish people would actually use when they're supposed to.

<C> Your dumb!
<JB> It's "you're". Idiot.

by Jagfire June 21, 2003

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A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.

Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?"
Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!"

Mother: "He's the devil."
Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!"

Mother: "I went shopping."
Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"

by ppcrn April 07, 2005

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