Yoni

the member of the group that catches all the pussy

Now my sister is pregnant, thanks Yoni.

by daddy-i-love-you December 11, 2017

Yoni

Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan

Geez a swatch at yi Yoni

by Christine Paterson May 18, 2008

Yoni

The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.

Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.

by Fishy888 July 7, 2019

Yoni

Some fucking jewish ass loser who sat next to Evan on February 23rd, 2018 in Tanakh

Ew look at that Yoni sitting alone at the bar mitzvah

by JustSkillNoHax May 7, 2018

Yoni

My best friend in the whole world.

Me:your my best friend
You:Obviously,I’m Yoni

by Anna abeson March 21, 2018

Yoni

Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.

"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."

"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."

by Zazzy030 May 8, 2022

yoni

the biggest pimp on the west coast who goes to MV

Look at him, what's his name? Yoni.
Yoni? well then he's gonna have to have my yoni.

by undefined January 5, 2005