Yohan

Yohan is a 5'9 friend who gets all the women. He is the wealthiest and is usually really good-looking. Yohan is really good at video games and is outstanding at art. He is really sexy and everyone wants to be him, or they want to be his girlfriend. He has the opportunity to take anyone's girl but is loyal to his friends, so he refuses to do so. He always gets his dick wet and enjoys life. He usually is depressed so he focuses more on the outside as he feels empty inside.

Girl: Ugh I want to fuck Yohan so badly. I want to be his girlfriend
Yohan: Begone Thot.

by 347KeithLee November 23, 2021

yohan

a black kid with a big dick and a funny personality

damn yohan your dick long as fuck

by diclaatrio February 25, 2017

yohan

A joking insult, it's similar to bitch, stupid or dork.

Can I have a beer?

No, ya yohan.

by KittyKattMeow July 1, 2010

Yohan

The wee violumpet man who stands outside castlecourt and is proper lad and a national treasure for Norn Iron

Jack: I was up in Belfast at the weekend
Grace: Oh my god did you see Yohan outside castle court?
Jack: Yeah he’s an actual legend

by thedeakyamp January 22, 2023

yohan

a guy whos hilarious, handsome and caring. he loves lana del rey and always associates his favorite character to a song from her, he's pretty tall, has short-ish dark hair and is always thinking of cool stuff. hes fucking amazing and always will be.

Person A: look it's yohan !!!

Person B: we should ask him for lana del rey songs.

by jirusun October 25, 2023

Yohan

Tall very tall. Giraffe. Has gf named Rowan. He is very good friend and is there for u but is mean if u piss him off he will pee rainbow.

Boy: “U ugly”

Yohan: “turn rainbow”

by Meiscoolerthanyoi September 18, 2020

Yohan

Better than zenon

Look at yohan better than zenon

by Hi454 October 31, 2021