Yoghon

When that person is making up words.

Wow quit being a yoghon

by Traumasquared March 18, 2021

Yagahong

A job that will only ever be half done/done wrong

I really can't be fucked today, gonna yagahong it hard.

Quick! Let's get out of here, I Yagahong'd it fucken hard!

The boss wanted a vac trailer job done, the boys and I thought fuck it! We'll Yagahong It and be done by smoko.

by BiggestDickusMining April 8, 2021

yogalo

A sexually and mentally uninhibited male. He spends his days practicing and/or teaching yoga, giving acupressure massage to improve the abdominal health and digestion of potential mates, expanding the limits of his consciousness while listening to Deepak Chopra's "Soul of Healing Meditations" CD (becoming part of the collective consciousness) and sleeping generally from 2am to 2pm daily. The preferred habitat is the apartment of fellow yoga partitioners, often females, whom he does not pay rent to. He is often known to live in different cities during the year, taking what he can from the kindness of multiple gullible people. (Also mostly female.)

Heather let a yogalo move in with her. Within a month she was talking about how even when he was spending the night at Sorayna's house, she could feel him in her body telepathically, their bond was that strong.

by wyatt gurp June 29, 2010

Yogaphobe

A person that has a yoga phobia. Doing yoga gives them anxiety.

My friend is such a yogaphobe.

by Yodafoxy August 2, 2020

Yogaloted

When you get the absolute shit beat out of you

"YO HE GOT YOGALOTED"

by yopossuminium November 25, 2019

yogatopia

Noun. A yogatopia is a yoga-inspired utopia (or dystopia) where everyone does yoga, either by choice or by force.

Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where everyone did yoga? Then, there'd be world peace! It would be a utopia, wait, no; it would be a yogatopia.

by psdmccartney July 6, 2018

yogahead

A New Age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. They talk about their guru or their vacation at Kripaulu Center for Yoga and Health, Omega Institute, Easlen or other spas catering to New Age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. If a guy is into this, it's likely he's a fag or gay.

A local doctor: "Oh God, I really hate those fuckin' yogaheads. Those twits keep injuring themselves doing poses no one should do. I've talked to the Newage airhead instructor about changing her classes, but she does not give a shit. She must be smokin' something and fuckin' her guru."

by Stoic-from-Boston September 2, 2007