yogalo

A sexually and mentally uninhibited male. He spends his days practicing and/or teaching yoga, giving acupressure massage to improve the abdominal health and digestion of potential mates, expanding the limits of his consciousness while listening to Deepak Chopra's "Soul of Healing Meditations" CD (becoming part of the collective consciousness) and sleeping generally from 2am to 2pm daily. The preferred habitat is the apartment of fellow yoga partitioners, often females, whom he does not pay rent to. He is often known to live in different cities during the year, taking what he can from the kindness of multiple gullible people. (Also mostly female.)

Heather let a yogalo move in with her. Within a month she was talking about how even when he was spending the night at Sorayna's house, she could feel him in her body telepathically, their bond was that strong.

yogalo by wyatt gurp June 29, 2010

Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll

"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."

Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

yogabond

A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.

As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".

yogabond by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006

yogamom 

A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.

Ex:
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.

yogamom by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011

Yoogaloo 

Used as an exclamation for when you hear someone tell you something, and you know it is complete bulls**t. Either from the unlikelihood of the whole story, or if you were there and you know what actually happened.

Also could replace "Ya Right!" or a sarcastic "Okay!" in your everyday speech.

Friend 1: "Yo Mrs. Smith wants to buff me, on dogs."

Friend 2: "Yoogaloo!, ur fuckin ugly."

Yoogaloo by 50TysonBallPlayer October 20, 2010

yogalaties

a combination of Yoga and Pilates as said by Beth, on John Tucker Must Die.

"Okay, your mom is so hott!" - Beth
"Yeah, She does Yogalaties." - Kate

yogalaties by Alessandra Palacios January 4, 2007

yogalingus 

cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue'

that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body

that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas

our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose

try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue

yogalingus by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009