dirty yoda

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013

lego yoda

A CBT and ketamine addicted frog. also drifted a 1999 toyota corrolla into a daycare playround killing 17 and injuring 29

yo i lego yoda'd the school down the street

by fetus yeeter February 6, 2021

Lego Yoda

A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound

Lego Yoda: ewegheh

by Dubiks April 17, 2019

Yonatan

At first when you meet him he’s quiet, he seems like he has a lot on his mind or he just may seem like a quiet person, but let me tell you, once Yonatan gets comfortable with you it’s like a whole different person. I’m lucky I got to see a side of him that not many others seen. He told me only I brought that out of him. Of course, either he made me feel that’s special or I was to him. I had never had a man be so freaking romantic. Sure I’ve had guys buy me flowers, take me to eat, and buy me gifts here and there, but when time goes on usually guys slowly stop being romantic but with him he never stopped the sweet gestures. He was just sooo loving and caring. He would buy me cards and write me letters on there, buy me flowers every two weeks, take me to the best restaurants, take me to the beach as much as he can, love me passionately, and just love me that best way I have ever been loved. If this sounds familiar, send me a text. Actually you’re still blocked but just know you're the best man I have ever came across and I still think you’re amazing.

Did you see Yonatan and his girlfriend riding bikes?
Yes dude, he is so romantic.

by Iloveyouforever818 January 31, 2020

yoda

The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker

900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.

by tt March 6, 2003

Yoda's

Wrinkled saggy tits

Also see Baby Yoda's

Yikes that girl got Yoda's

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Yoda Note

When taking notes in class, you miss the first part of the note, but get the last part. Thus adding the first part to the last part, making it look like Yoda himself wrote it.

Teacher: "The colonists were in political unrest in 1745."

Yoda Note: "1745, political unrest, the colonists were in."

by BaseHit5 October 3, 2009