The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.

Yoda=Kick ass.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

yoda by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

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yoda

Small, green and wrinkled, uses the force to kick serious butt.

yoda by Admiral Justin March 5, 2003

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Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

Yoda by jh May 13, 2005

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yoda

A short, green muppet. The most powerful jedi master ever. The coolest jedi master ever.

yoda by Joe Zyborxnik April 28, 2003

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