Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto

Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...

by adellexie January 6, 2022

yocto

gay niggia who likes them young

Person A:"wow im 16 and i got a 13 year old girl
Person B:classic yocto

by gayjew666 February 24, 2018

yoctobyte

It is the smallest form of info that a computer can use, equal to 10^-24.

My computer is so smart, it can hold a yoctobyte.-Idiot
Bruh, that's terrible, mine can hold a petabyte

by anonymous February 28, 2018

Yoctofuck

ah yes, the smallest fuck. a yoctofuck

person 1: i hate u
person 2: i don't give a yoctofuck

by Iampotato9749 October 13, 2023

yoctosecond

The smallest unit of time known today. It is on septillionth of a second, or about 0,000000000000000000000001 second(10^-24).

Light can travel a distance of approximately 3.33 kilometers in one yoctosecond.

by Tom Something August 4, 2005

yoctoluminescent

Yoctoluminescent: really really dim or astoundingly dim. yocto is a prefix meaning 10 to the -24 power. luminescent means it gives off light. Yoctoluminescent therefore means gives off a very small light i.e. really really dim. By extension, it means astoundingly unintelligent.

An example would be "I guess we're lucky that yoctoluminescent tuber didn't drive a bus load of kids into the side of that train."

by Mickey Makulit June 29, 2011

yocto

10^(-24)th of.

"yoctometer"

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023