Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about

1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!

by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010

Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.

Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"

by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018

9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.

"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."

by RealGodsSub2Pewdpiepie February 7, 2019

14 year olds

The age where teens become horny young adults. They roam the streets on there bikes and scooters while trying stupid things on the way. They're always in groups of 3,4 or 5. They call people mandoms, they act like they're in gangs but they not.

Hey hear about Alex and his friends, those horny 14 year olds, they've been their bikes all day.

by Crispy sanders April 17, 2019

horny 10-year olds

Why did you even look this up on Urban Dictionary? So don't be a pedo and get back to doing whatever u were doing.

Why should I tell you mothafucka 'cause you looked up horny 10-year olds

by score69 April 8, 2010

Edgy 13-year-olds

Noun
Synonyms: clout, middle school student
Definition: every boy in middle school who had used the word clout

The boys at school are edgy 13-year-olds.

by Jose burrito April 15, 2019

i like kids, just nine year olds

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

by pyoodeepai December 20, 2018