Yahtard

A chatter who knows just enough information to make him/herself feel superior to others. One who spends his/her days Googling information to use later in chat rooms to make fellow chatters "Ooooh and Ahhhh" over them. Usually a person who's only contact with other humans is the internet. This person quite possibly e-mails Al Gore on a regular basis, thanking him for creating the internet that has enabled him to aquire so many "friends".

You'll find Yahtards in various rooms as well. Almost always followed by a group of sheep-like chatters who worship the keyboard he/she types on. You can detect a Yahloser by the topics he/she chooses to participate in.. and the lengths they'll go to - to prove their intelligence. They often pretend not to care about other's comments in the public room, yet get very defensive and start using child like behavior.

Yahtard of the month : a tie - Faust, and Cinnamon

by commitee for chataholics anonymous February 9, 2005

Yarntard

1.a person that does not knit well
2.a guy that is a retard that has yarn

Jimmy was a yarntard.
Raynald is a yarntard

by destroyerdave March 6, 2009

Yortard - noun

An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU

Yortard - noun

A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"

Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,

"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition

of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!

Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...

You'reba Linda!"

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013

Yaptard

A sped kid that yaps way too fucken much

See that kid over there? he doesn't stop talking, he's a yaptard.

by AYaptard July 22, 2024