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Yarmando Fire Hose

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.
Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!
by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009
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yarmouth maine

a suburb of portland, located on the coast, victorian homes, many churches, pleasant main street, green park, clean rivers, delorme map company (world's largest rotating globe), great schools, good athletics (frequent state champions in lacrosse, soccer, hockey), over sexed teens, home to the most popular festival in maine; the clam festival, maine's premium pagan ritual. swimming at the cousins isle beach is chic, boozing on the islands is a constant, marijuana is popular. arguably the best town to live in maine with a small population, great schools, good athletics, excellent location, low crime rate, no meth, little snobbery and a surplus of attractive people.
"there is too much meth and poop in this town, we should move to a town like yarmouth maine, where the women are hour-glassed shaped and the men leave the sleeves on their shirts"
by bobby knewport February 9, 2007
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Great Yarmouth

A seaside town on the East Coast in the county of Norfolk. World famous fish and chips and a once thriving tourist industry.

Home of the puppet man and pound shop galore. portrayed as a deprived area but a great place for your children to get Marijuana and Alcohol with ease. Great Yarmouth is now the home of the infamous 'Puppet Man' who get's his kicks from flapping puppets around all day to music for locals and tourists to enjoy and donate (he was once Norwich's attraction, but he wasn't good enough for Norwich so Yarmouth welcomed him with open arms). It is also the home of the legendary cult 'The Brotherhood' who's deeds have changed the world as we know it. Yarmouth is a very interesting place with something going on all the time, you just need to know where you look ( Out the Window ), but on a nice day, the sea-front is beautiful, always worth a nosey, don't be shy to visit, it's a thumbs up area.
Hey look at that funny man over there Daddy! *He's a woman son, must be from Great Yarmouth*
by daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! March 15, 2011
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yaron

An amazing dude. Probably the king of the universe. A guy like no other, with a charming personality and amazing sense of humor.
Drummer for the band "Killer-Rose".
Wow, that guy is perfect, a true yaron.
by sir Bangsalot June 20, 2006
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Yarming

Mother saying to complaining child to stop yarming
by Jd2000 August 16, 2020
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yaronk

A combination of sounds created by dropping a steel girder on an elephant's trunk. It is an example of an onomatopoeia.
A loud yaronk echoed through the quiet neighborhood as a minor construction project at the zoo went terribly awry.
by Yuriy (Red) May 25, 2006
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Yarmouth

A small drinking town with a fishing problem, the the nether region of Rural Nova Scotia.
I'm sooo wasted. Hey, let's go fishing to make more money for more booze!" ... "You must be from Yarmouth!
by Iwillnevergoback May 20, 2011
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