Yard Ape 

A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!

!!

Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!

Yard Ape by Mr. Cat05 September 6, 2009

yard ape 

An amish man, or any one with an amish background.

Those diryt yard apes need to shower more often.

yard ape by Rodney Lamp July 6, 2006

Free Range Yard Ape 

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.

Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!

Free Range Yard Ape by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008

yard apes 

A slang term used for unruly children.

Omagawd! Here comes the neighbor's yard apes!!

yard apes by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

yard apes 

military personnel of no tactical importance without rank and valid responsibility

Don't use the leaf blower on the parade square round up those yard apes standing beside the holding platoon building.

yard apes by Pte. D.J. Miller March 4, 2004

Yardape 

1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member from Bucknell who chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day

Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!

Yardape by Speeeeeeeeeeeee March 28, 2009

yardape 

children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"

And I gotta feed them yardape kids.

yardape by Frank Booth January 3, 2005