yanive

A douchebag who has no friends

Jacob tried to go to the party, but was a yanive, so he had no fun

by John Sarth December 11, 2007

Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019

Yaniv

A person who skates through life by being Cute AF. Dodging life problems and weaving between the lines of ill fate with the grace of a well-trained figure skater executing a flawless 1080 spin into a 200-meter uphill rail grind.

"For Yaniv, it's enough to be Cute AF... No Homo." -Society

by PoroAdoro November 3, 2020

Yaniv Style

Having unprotected sex when situated less than 5 minutes away from a pharmacy.

"Yeah man, I was a little lazy yesterday so we went ahead and did it Yaniv Style"

by BFF LOLZ September 16, 2008

Yaniv Complex

When you start liking a girl/guy solely because you found out that they like you.

He's suffering from the Yaniv complex. That's why he started liking her.

by Samd633 August 14, 2015

Yaniv

Yaniv is a 3 foot tall boy, he certainly will become a medic, but only if he stop playing Warzone on he's PS4.
His voice is as anoying as him imself, but all of Yaniv's family and friends loves him for his crazyness.
He a good guy and a good father and that's because he's the best OM fan in this universe.

Yaniv has diarrhea.
Yaniv told me :"Rhamsa Fhaynik !"

by Freezerael November 21, 2021

Yaniv

Yaniv is a special type of name, given to a special type of person. Yaniv is average height, but built like a tank. He is also very tall. Yaniv’s are wanted by all of the women around them, but because Yaniv’s are so desired, they tend to have higher standards and will therefore not go for any one below a 2. One more thing that you should know about this individual specimen is that he is not one to touch grass.

Yaniv: Yaniv is so smart
Michael: stop the cap

by Buddy8878779 November 28, 2022