yanive

Jacob tried to go to the party, but was a yanive, so he had no fun
by John Sarth November 15, 2007
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Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.
by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019
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Yaniv

A person who skates through life by being Cute AF. Dodging life problems and weaving between the lines of ill fate with the grace of a well-trained figure skater executing a flawless 1080 spin into a 200-meter uphill rail grind.
"For Yaniv, it's enough to be Cute AF... No Homo." -Society
by PoroAdoro November 03, 2020
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Yaniv Style

Having unprotected sex when situated less than 5 minutes away from a pharmacy.
"Yeah man, I was a little lazy yesterday so we went ahead and did it Yaniv Style"
by BFF LOLZ September 13, 2006
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Yaniv Complex

When you start liking a girl/guy solely because you found out that they like you.
He's suffering from the Yaniv complex. That's why he started liking her.
by Samd633 July 21, 2015
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yaniv ef

yaniv is a space cousina f***er with space aids who is always wrong
yaniv: "I'm yaniv ef and I got aids from my space cousina"
everyone: "ewww from your cousin??"
by yanivisgay69 January 12, 2025
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Yaniv

Yaniv is a 3 foot tall boy, he certainly will become a medic, but only if he stop playing Warzone on he's PS4.
His voice is as anoying as him imself, but all of Yaniv's family and friends loves him for his crazyness.
He a good guy and a good father and that's because he's the best OM fan in this universe.
Yaniv has diarrhea.
Yaniv told me :"Rhamsa Fhaynik !"
by Freezerael November 21, 2021
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