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ya mums skin 

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)
Mate 1: "What should I wear today?"
Mate 2: "Ya mums skin"
ya mums skin by yamumsskin March 5, 2020

Ya mums ya nan 

An accusation that one's mother is also one's grandmother (which is technically possible).

A versatile phrase predominantly used as a greeting or insult.
John: I'm goin' out to harvest some corn

Mark: Ya mums ya nan

ya mums skin 

it's your mums skin people usually bring it in a container to there friends house!
hey is ya mums skin itchy?

did you bring it in a container
ya mums skin by ya mums skin March 5, 2020

ya mums a doorknob

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"
ya mums a doorknob by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

Ya mums ass 

Alright kids dack your mother and lick the little brown flower in between her bottom cheeks then put your hand up the hole up the front
Good luck
do not try this in public
Little timmy saw his mum in the nude with a coffee jar stuck up her cunt and she bent down screaming and he licked her little brown flower in her ass (ya mums ass), She slapped him with her penis,
he he he he
Ya mums ass by Obey January 6, 2008