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John xina

Mao Zedong but with John Cena's face
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John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.
Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!
by dickmichigan September 15, 2021
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Xinyan

xinyan is a rock star who has fire powers. she's badass and i love her.

from the game genshin impact
Xinyan is so cool, she has better taste than all of you.
by SMILEYBUTBETTER March 19, 2021
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Xinaris

Pronunciation: This word is pronounced "Zin-nar-ris"

A word used to imply that something is f*ucking epic. A word that is even better than "pro" and should be used more frequently.
Originally derived from ancient Greek, this word was commonly used by the Greek Gods to explain that something was so awesome that it was just Xinaris.
Jake: "Dude, that sh*t was pro!"
Lewis: "Nahh, that was better than pro, that sh*t was Xinaris!"
Jake: "Yeh, it was that f*cking epic!"
by MegaManKane May 23, 2011
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xida

prnounced (ze-da)
to act in a gay manner; usually accompanied with touching, feeling and nudging.
Stop xidaing me! Im not gay!
by eddy1256 February 11, 2008
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John Xina

John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.

The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
John Xina: 大家好, 现在我有冰淇淋, 我真的很喜欢冰淇淋, 但是,速度与激情 9, 与冰淇淋相比, 我最喜欢.
by A weak dick November 13, 2021
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Xindi

An alien species on Star Trek: Enterprise. Most of the 3rd season dealt with Enterprise's mission to stop the Xindi from launching a superweapon and destroying Earth.

The Xindi are actually comprised of 5 sub-species: Primates, arboreals, aquatics, insectoids and reptilians. There was once a sixth species, the Avians, but they went extinct when the Xindi homeworld was destroyed in a civil war.

After being told by the Sphere Builders that Earth would destroy the Xindi in 400 years, the Xindi decided to launch a pre-emptive strike. They test-fired a powerful weapon on Earth, killing 7 million people. Fortunatly, a normally antagonistic temporal agent told Captain Archer the location of the Xindi; a mysterious region of space known as the Delphic Expanse.

Archer and Co. sent out to stop the Xindi from launching their planet-incinerating superweapon against Earth. After months of searching, skirmishes and other setbacks, Archer was able to convince the greater number of the Xindi species they had been manipulated into attacking Earth by the Sphere Builders.

The Sphere Builders were on the verge of taking over the galaxy in the 26th century, but were defeated by the United Federation of Planets (of which Earth was the founding member). But the Sphere Builders saw this future, as they had technology that allowed them to forsee alternate timelines. So they tried to have the Xindi destroy Earth to change history in their favour.

The Xindi-Reptilians still attempted to launch the weapon, but were twarted by Archer, with the assistance of the other Xindi species...
"When the Xindi destroy Earth, MY people will prevail!"
-Sphere Builder test subject.
by Star Trek Nerd July 29, 2004
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