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Xenomorph

Facts gathered from studying Xenomorphs

1. Xenomorphs are very fucking scary
2. Xenomorphs are the space version of bears with shotguns
3. Xenomorphs hold a grudge on people but since they can't see anybody is considered ripply jr.
4. Xenomorphs can chew food two times faster than the average human, THEY HAVE TWO FUCKING MOUTHS!
5. Xenomorphs don't need a shitty space suit THEY'RE FUCKING GODS!
6. Xenomorphs don't fucking need an Obama, they have a FUCKING QUEEN!
7. Xenomorphs have really fucking long tails
Innocent Man-"Holy shit a Xenomorph and it sees me!"
Xenormorph-"I hear a person, DIE RIPPLY JR!"
by NinjaTodd December 30, 2014
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Xenomorph

A creature based off of H.R Gigers design and seen in movies such as Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, and the piece of shit movie Alien Ressurection. Has a long smooth head, exoskeleton, double jaw, and a long boney tail with a point for stabing or other uses like making marshmallows. If you see one and your not armed, you can only do one thing. Kis your ass good bye.
"A Xenomorph might be involved."
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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xenodochial

Jesus was xenodochial to others, and He still is.
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Xenomorph

Featured in Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien Versus Predator, and the upcoming Alien Versus Predator: Requiem, a Xenomorph is a particularily nasty creature.

First, a queen lays an egg, which opens and releases a Facehugger, that proceeds to latch on to someones face, and implant an embryo into their throat. The embryo grows until it no longer fits, and then eats and smashes through the chest of the victim, most likely, killing it. The newborn Chestburster must feed to grow into an Adult.
"A Xenomorph may be involved," ~Lieutenant Gorman
"It's a but hunt," ~Corporal Hicks.
by Larry F. Malarkie November 14, 2007
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xenofontas

Xenofontas is a handsome young man. He usual follows all the trends and is quite popular. He is not the best student but he is very good at video games. He is Greek or has Greek roots. He isn't as stylish but he definitely knows what a good clothing brand is! He likes to cook or drink alcohol. He is sometimes shy and quiet. He loves a loyal girl. He isn't the best partner but he is quite a good boyfriend. He is a great and loving person.
Xenofontas is usually a very good listener.
by Zebramay May 31, 2020
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xenofecalphagaphobia

The fear of eating the fecal matter of a foreigner.
Klaus had no problem eating the turd that his little brother left in his cheerios, but the thought of a similar situation occuring when he spent the night over at his Italian friends house brought to light his latent xenofeclphagaphobia.
by Ava Rice March 7, 2005
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Xenomorph

n. Space alien
xeno = foreign/alien, morph = entity/change - coined from "Aliens" by James Cameron
The astronauts encountered a xenomorph walking around.
by Me September 29, 2003
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