Facts gathered from studying Xenomorphs
1. Xenomorphs are very fucking scary
2. Xenomorphs are the space version of bears with shotguns
3. Xenomorphs hold a grudge on people but since they can't see anybody is considered ripply jr.
4. Xenomorphs can chew food two times faster than the average human, THEY HAVE TWO FUCKING MOUTHS!
5. Xenomorphs don't need a shitty space suit THEY'RE FUCKING GODS!
6. Xenomorphs don't fucking need an Obama, they have a FUCKING QUEEN!
7. Xenomorphs have really fucking long tails
1. Xenomorphs are very fucking scary
2. Xenomorphs are the space version of bears with shotguns
3. Xenomorphs hold a grudge on people but since they can't see anybody is considered ripply jr.
4. Xenomorphs can chew food two times faster than the average human, THEY HAVE TWO FUCKING MOUTHS!
5. Xenomorphs don't need a shitty space suit THEY'RE FUCKING GODS!
6. Xenomorphs don't fucking need an Obama, they have a FUCKING QUEEN!
7. Xenomorphs have really fucking long tails
by NinjaTodd December 30, 2014
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First, a queen lays an egg, which opens and releases a Facehugger, that proceeds to latch on to someones face, and implant an embryo into their throat. The embryo grows until it no longer fits, and then eats and smashes through the chest of the victim, most likely, killing it. The newborn Chestburster must feed to grow into an Adult.
First, a queen lays an egg, which opens and releases a Facehugger, that proceeds to latch on to someones face, and implant an embryo into their throat. The embryo grows until it no longer fits, and then eats and smashes through the chest of the victim, most likely, killing it. The newborn Chestburster must feed to grow into an Adult.
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