He is the best boyfriend ever, if you have a xe, don't let him go, he is always trying to make you smile, and he has a big heart, oh ye and he is pretty handsome lol
by Spidarr May 26, 2021

Now lets have soulful elevating positive supportive spiritual wild tender caring chunky funky monkey beautiful angelic sex
by Krkič September 14, 2020

by MrFunnyBunny October 13, 2010

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by quillowp September 18, 2021

This is a jag often referred to as the poor mans jag. It is a load of crap that offers no luxury and is at heart a Ford Mondeo under the hood. People who buy this car are definitely trying to compensate for penis size but don’t have the proper money to do so… *cough* *cough* T *cough* *cough*
Women -“Omg is that a Jag”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
by BigCockDynamite June 13, 2021
