xbox 360

The only games console with a melting point below room temperature

person 1: My Xbox 360 melted yesterday
person 2: Was it in a room?
person 1: Yes
person 2: That'll be why then

by random input July 6, 2010

xbox 360

a machine used to play halo 3 and watch movies

guy 1: i got a xbox 360 for my birthday.

Guy 2: cool lets go play some halo 3 and watch some movies

by redydfeyg December 17, 2014

xbox 360

1. An adequate gaming console released by Microsoft, which supports online play and a variety of game genres. In competition with the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii.

2. The largest cause of hate spam between Sony and Microsoft fanboys, who generally can't think of any insults aside from slanging matches.

1. Halo is a game released for Xbox 360. It has online play.

2. Ps3 Fanboy: OMFGBBQ XBOX 360 IS SHIT METAL TAMPON IT IS PWNED BY PS3!

360 Fanboy: OMFG PS3 HAS TERRIBLE ONLINE AND FAIL GRAPHICS IT SUCKS BALLS!

Note: To replace any arguement concerning the difference between ps3 and 360, copypasta away.

by nicopico July 3, 2009

xbox 360

A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of war sucks, and same to halo.

Bill: "Hey, I just bought a xbox 360"
Tom : "Really? Let's go play"
Bill: "Srry, it broke already"
Tom: "WTF"

by fireneeb February 12, 2008

xbox 360

A fancy boat anchor that has a self-destruct mode

You ready to go fishing,

yeah I just need to get my xbox 360
4 what
we need an anchor

by elkaddict15 March 7, 2011

xbox 360

A respected console with great games and a low price that makes it attract more people than just rabid fanboys. It clearly understands that the main purpose of game consoles is to actually play games, instead of sucking cash out of people's wallets with fancy-ass, Ferrari-priced video players and snail-paced web browsers. Of course, if you want the 360 to be an all-purpose media center, you can buy some optional accessories to give it that ability. Basically, with the 360, you get a great gaming/media experience, and you don't need a 7-digit salary to do so.

Nearly all of the good games on the ps3 can be found on the xbox 360.

by The D-Man November 25, 2006

xbox 360

I don't get it, they make an overpriced paperweight and now they come with a new paper weight that looks different but costs more. Microsoft's paperweights are too damn pricey. Find a damn brick somewhere and use that to keep your papers from flying away.

A brick doesn't look as fancy or cool but it gets the job done and you can save a ton of money. It's light enough to move out of your stack of papers and heavy enough to keep the paper from flowing away.

Throw away your xbox or xbox 360 and get a brick.

by onewhoknows May 16, 2006