Xanthe
a stunningly beautiful girl with an amazing personality, she lights up a whole room and loves everyone, shes easy to get along with and love and shes the best friend ever
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xanthe is so amazing and funny and amazing and funny and amazing and funny. she does NOT like ageplay. she finds that soooo gross and cringey. someone wife her up. pepito pepito pepito hamster pepto
MC Cool: Wow did you hear who Xanthe has a crush on??
Kim Taehyung: Who? It better be me.
MC Cool: It's not you, sorry! It's actually Maui from Moana!!
Kim Taehyung: Who? It better be me.
MC Cool: It's not you, sorry! It's actually Maui from Moana!!
xanthe by migaylasogay June 4, 2021
Dirty Xanthe
A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
Dirty Xanthe by Kwiky June 7, 2020
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When a nigga too broke to sip lean and or sizurrp, has the audacity to break down several xanax bars into their Fanta and call it Xanta #WhatAXantasticIdea
Ciroc + Xanax = Xiroc
Ciroc + Xanax = Xiroc
Xanthe
At first a Xanthe my be mistaken for a common goth, this is a mistake commonly made by amature hunters.
Xanthe's are a reclusive species and are thus hard to find, hence some tales that Xanthes are actully an urban legend.
In the wild they will often be spotted sporting all black atire and will usually be adorned by a ciggarette in one hand and a half drunken bottle of wine in the other.
The bottle of wine is used as part of a complex mating ritual. Xanthes generally have a very low alcohol tolerence and upon consuming a small amount will cause them to go into heat. The mating display of a Xanthe generally involves throughrelly licking the face of her chosen mate but will often make advances on many others before settling down to just one.
The ciggarettes, however, are not just for show. Xanthes are very tempermental and have been known to lash out and use said ciggarette as a weapon, especially when they feel threatened or simply just bored. It is for this reason only experienced hunters should attempt to approach a Xanthe. Amature hunters should not under any circumstances attempt to approach, especially during early spring when it is liekly that the Xanthe is guarding her nest.
Between 40 and 50 Xanthe related deaths occur every year world wide.
Xanthe's are a reclusive species and are thus hard to find, hence some tales that Xanthes are actully an urban legend.
In the wild they will often be spotted sporting all black atire and will usually be adorned by a ciggarette in one hand and a half drunken bottle of wine in the other.
The bottle of wine is used as part of a complex mating ritual. Xanthes generally have a very low alcohol tolerence and upon consuming a small amount will cause them to go into heat. The mating display of a Xanthe generally involves throughrelly licking the face of her chosen mate but will often make advances on many others before settling down to just one.
The ciggarettes, however, are not just for show. Xanthes are very tempermental and have been known to lash out and use said ciggarette as a weapon, especially when they feel threatened or simply just bored. It is for this reason only experienced hunters should attempt to approach a Xanthe. Amature hunters should not under any circumstances attempt to approach, especially during early spring when it is liekly that the Xanthe is guarding her nest.
Between 40 and 50 Xanthe related deaths occur every year world wide.
"Early in '06 a mate of mine and I were tramping and it just came out of no where, I didnt know what was happening, it just lept out of the bushes. I managed to escape with only minor ciggarette burns but it got Ben, never saw him again. Park ranger said I was lucky to be alive, not many people survive a Xanthe attack."
- Extract from 'Amazing Stories of Survival'
- Extract from 'Amazing Stories of Survival'
Xanti
She is the nicest girl you will ever met. She is smart, funny and gorgeous. She will love you no matter what. She tends to get hurt because she gives too many chances and gets hurt because of it. She has the most beautiful voice. She knows her boundaries and she knows what she wants. If you mess with her friends you mess with her. It doesn't matter what you did, if you mess with her feelings she'll she will mess with you so hard. She has a few close friends and only keeps the good ones.