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Xanaps

Xanaps

The brief but heavy periods of sleep which commonly accompany the use of the benzodiazepine alprazolam, a.k.a. Xanax.

If you don't get much sleep at night and decide to take a little Xanax the next day to 'relax', you can expect to be taking a Xanap very shortly afterwards.

Often employed by white hats of low moral fortitude to get into the pants of unsuspecting young women. These men, incidentally, should be killed with anthrax for their utter fucktardation.
Frat Boy A: Dude, what happened to those chicks we brought home from the bar?


Frat Boy B: They're still in the car taking Xanaps, you sneaky serial date rapist, you!


(high five, followed by unrequited homosexual thoughts)
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 29, 2009
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Xantia

a beautiful woman whois a pure goddess. one of the most interesting people you'll meet, and one of the most loving.
that xantia's stunning.... yeah they usually are
by dracofuckingmalfoy November 29, 2011
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Xanaxistis

The guy who always asks for nudes.
-Hey, do you know xanaxistis?
by Asteio October 8, 2020
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xanarexic

A thin female addicted to xanax.
Lisa looks so good in a bikini and she just chills out because she's a total xanarexic.
by Dave B May 18, 2008
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Xanity

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xanax

Xanax is mainly used for anxiety. Almost like a dirty word when brought up around a doctor. I don't quite get the hype of why everyone loves it and become insanely addicted to it. Just makes me really tired. Very easily obtained by and old aged doctor. My doctor is 72 and write 100 2mgs of xanax a month to me, and I didn't even ask for it. And all I said was that I'm a bitch when I get my period.
Go to a doctor younger than 55 for xanax, crying and complaining of severe panic attacks to the point of quitting your job and locking yourself in your room for months at a time and I promise you'll walk out with some bullshit like gabapentin.
by Gotitright1nce May 11, 2015
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xanap

n. The period of sleep that follows the intake of Xanax or any other drug prescribed to combat anxiety.
Guy: How was your day, babe?

Girl: My day went to hell by 8 am and the only cure is going to be a tall glass of wine and a long xanap.
by CatalieGloom March 9, 2011
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