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wiping white

During the latter stages of wiping one's bumhole, this is the point at which the paper returns for inspection unsoiled and clear.
"Thank god, i'm wiping white at last. What a messy clear-up"
by RattyMcG January 29, 2008
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Wtfingers

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
by Omega192 October 6, 2009
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Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009
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wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump
Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".
by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018
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Garbage Wiping

The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.
Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!
by rieyin March 8, 2010
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wtfing

WTFing stands for the times when you are confused about a situation and become angered by it and outwardly show your anger by throwing a fit
Sam and Holly were WTFing why the german final had so many things that they didn't understand
by Holly_S January 24, 2007
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Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.
John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)
by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011
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