wrongshitness

Use of the word righteousness, or similar metaphor, to bestow moral authority upon a heinous or reprehensible idea

Rick Perry saying that using fossil fuel to prevent sexual abuse is some serious wrongshitness

by chakaz November 5, 2017

Wrongling

Someone who is of wrong accusation or information

"Shut up you little wrongling, I'm right bitchhhh..."

by Dictionarydictator March 1, 2017

wronski feint

One of two things which happens when you're playing Quidditch:

1. In the middle of intercourse, the male withdraws for a few minutes to perform vigorous oral sex on the female (going down hard and fast...), and then continues intercourse (...and pulling back up).

2. In the middle of any sex act, a female signals to the male that she is ready to catch the snitch (by moaning, saying "here it comes!", et cetera) before she actually is. This tactic is used to end a Quidditch match early, without hurting the other player's feelings. It's intention is to inspire the male to "follow" the girl, looking for his own Snitch, and ending the match under the assumption that the female did too.

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Neither of these is to be confused with the Wronski Defensive Feint, a move performed in the Harry Potter books.

1. Viktor Krum performed the Wronski Feint on Hermione during their tryst on the first night of Easter vacation

2. Jack was a good friend of Sarah's, so she performed the Wronski Feint when Jack wasn't getting her off. They remained friends to this day.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

wrongin

Someone that is quite obviously not right, appearance and or body language. Possibly bad fashion sense, but a wrongin is not judged on class, one could be a poncy toff or a down and out bum. They just look wrong. Equally it could be someone who does things that are deemed not wholesome or correct. They could be stingy, they could be devious in their ways, they could have a limp hand shake. Two friends can often walk down a crowded street and both will be able to pick out the same wrongins without need for mutual consultation.

She is dating a wrongin.

by Ujakeysnakey April 8, 2017

Wronskian

A sexual act performed, by a man, while having sexual intercourse with a woman. As the woman rides on top of the man, he reaches around behind her and quickly shoves his entire first directly up her anus. At this point another smaller man walks out from the closet and procedes to defficate on the womans head.

"Dude, last night me and billy totally wronskianed this girl."

by SlickWronski December 9, 2008

Wronski Feint

Prior to the act of fellatio, the pubes of the recpient are doused in chloroform. When fellatio begins, the head is held until the "blower" passes out.

They are then flipped on their back and buttfucked.

"Ron gave me the old wronski feint, and now I can't even sit down!" said Hermione.

by HarryLovesButtSex October 25, 2012

Wrongswing

When you unintentionally have to talk to your Homies girlfriend and she starts flirting with you.

My Homie: *leaves the room*
Me: *exists*
Homies Grilfriend: *Hey, you have pretty eyes, wanna hang out sometimes*
Me: *fards and shids*
Homies returns: *looking at me and her*
*awkward silence*
Homie: I hope you guys only had a Wrongswing

by liftedcityboy September 25, 2019