wrinkled drum stick

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

by JMac412 March 3, 2011

Wrinkled Grommet

Another word for the "Stink Star" - your asshole!!

Get your wrinkled grommet out of my face.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 22, 2011

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

Wrinkled Cheeto

An elderly person that has a bad spray tan

"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"

"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto

by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

wrinkled air

A fart:
The wrinkled lines used in cartoons
to indicate smell.

I just made wrinkled air.

by gwoodsy May 10, 2004