I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

by MongusMongus July 30, 2023

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...

As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.

by anonymous June 15, 2025

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025