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Worthless Mutt

A dog, any dog. Common domesticated dogs
"I went to the park today and there were so many worthless mutts at the park."
"A worthless mutt attacked me today. The owner didn't care"
by Tim Watsonthefirst November 15, 2021
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Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.
by shdwsclan August 2, 2009
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wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
by arkinese June 8, 2014
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Rogers Wireless Kids

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.
<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.
by J_Dilla January 16, 2008
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Horseless Ice Polo

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.
by delorean123 June 29, 2011
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Worthless Turd

A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."
"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."
by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015
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Hamline Wireless

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
by 1L February 4, 2006
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