woofers

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

by bazooka tube December 28, 2005

Woofer Deal

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

by kittyvideo January 10, 2019

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

Woofer

Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts

"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"

by the wise one from over there December 15, 2019

heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011