Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

by Frempt November 26, 2009

wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

Wooly Mammoth Pits

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

by ummmgum September 15, 2009

wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython March 2, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Fiery Wooly Mammoth

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.

The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.

by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025