What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

Tundra Wookies

Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.

These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes

by proudlolita May 23, 2007

Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

pookie wookie elfie bear

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

by Boboli December 28, 2013

Stroking the Wookie

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011