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Hofty Wofty

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
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Woofy Cooker

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
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Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man
Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.
by Sparst May 13, 2005
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wootysnoot

verb; as in to wootysnoot; a variation on the sexual act 69, where the bottom partner is performing cunilingus, and occasionally snorts through the nose, pushing a gust of warm air into the rectum.
Kristin screamed with delight when Jim wootysnooted her last night.
by Mark Vires February 27, 2007
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Woopty Woop woop

It's a filler for describing what someone said. Like saying: blah, blah, blah or yada yada yada.

usually used when trying to get to the point.
Friend: What happend with that girl you met at the club?

Me: the b*tch was like "I like your chain (woopty woop woop)" so I was like (woopty woop bam boom)
by YungDizzle2012 June 8, 2011
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woopty-fucking-doo

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement
1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo
by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009
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willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.
by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017
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