wootlet

A variation to woot, much like nooblet is a variation to noob.

Wootlet, I got a new monitor!

by Brojaka December 3, 2006

woollet

Only the whitest last name out there. This name screams white depression. If you have this last name u most likely have some type of dark history and hate people. Female Woollet’s tend to be tougher than male Woollet’s but in the end, they’re both softies. Smoking is their drug and they can’t help but do it. Becoming a woollet would be an honor.

Person 1: Who’s hitting that blunt?
Person 2: Idk man but that’s definitely a Woollet.

Person 1: yea.

by Bryan Dooyer October 15, 2019

woofleu

A sadistic pumpkin person who kills sheep for the fun of it. Woofle is found practicing 24/7 and cracking their back every 5 minuets.

What a woofleu moment

by snost September 14, 2020

Woofles

A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.

Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.

by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022

WOOLLETT-ITIS

A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.

Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..

by Suck a Fkwit July 24, 2023

woofle

A word for pussy only really used for comedic effect.

See Also:
Nani
Kooter
Cootchie
Snatch
Vagina
Kotch

I can see your woofle!

by Libra Chic September 4, 2005

woofle snoofling

A long winded usually Nonsense rambling about random topics with no purpose than often leads to sexual innuendoes Often used by Streamer MilkyPimples On Facebook To summarize how his stream is kept alive.

Milky was woofle snoofling on about Absolute shit today on his Warzone stream it's more like a podcast because he dies woofle snoofling all the time.

by MilkyPimples October 6, 2021