by orj01 June 08, 2010
When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.
by Mr. Washington him self September 28, 2009
by Leon the Noel September 29, 2008
The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023
A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people
by foxy_6471 June 11, 2024