Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

urban woodsman

1. A home-challenged person. 2. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.

Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change.

by orj01 June 10, 2010

Washington Woodsman

When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.

I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.

by Mr. Washington him self September 28, 2009

Hungarian Woodsman

When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.

by Leon the Noel January 14, 2009

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

Canadian Back-Woodsman

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020