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wokesexual 

The highest form of woke is bending your sexuality to virtue signal that you are in the woke mob.
Castro SF, is the wokesexual capitol. Find former men and women flashing BLM butt plugs in broad daylight, and the highest genders per capita in the world.
wokesexual by wokeisha February 15, 2022

Foodsexual 

An invalid sexuality where people are somehow attracted to food, these people are actually mental and are attention seekers and need to go to a mental hospital right away.
Person 1: I have to tell you something

Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: I’m foodsexual

Person 2: Pack your bags, and leave.
Foodsexual by SelenaTateQS February 19, 2022

Foodsexual 

Foodsexual is a unaccepted sexuality in lgbtq community. The meaning of the sexuality is being sexually attracted to “food”.
“Hey dad, I gotta tell u that I’m Foodsexual!” Dad:Wait I gotta get more milk brb!
Foodsexual by teto teto September 12, 2022

windsexual 

Sexual arousal from the wind
Term created by Adam Devine
“Dad I’m a windsexual”
“Alright”
windsexual by Sw1234 June 23, 2019

WOWsexual 

wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun

A fan of the Blizzard online video game, World of Warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. This person would rather level up than have sex with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. Frequently sexual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. Many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of sex to masturbation via the aid of online pornography. May also engage in online sexual roleplay, or cybersex.


—Related forms
wow·sex·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·sex·u·al, adjective
"I would love to date John if he wasn't so WOWsexual."

"Sam's WOWsexuality makes her so annoying!"

"I think I just got WOWsexually harassed!"
WOWsexual by Lynne_Kitty November 3, 2008

chris wood sexual 

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood
Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!