Woodland

The term Woodland is a description of someone who has certain unique appearances or behaviour that relates to a good ole' bush! Preferably things that are brown, green or if it makes a hooting sound.

A : How come you're eyes are so Woodland?
B : I guess it's beause they're a beautiful muddy shade of mahogany.

by Snack-a-doodle-do June 10, 2009

Woodland Middle School

A concentration camp located in Gurnee, Illinois. Friggin school where homophobic bullying is never stopped, where friggin Mexicans cut the lunch lines and not get caught, where friggin teachers don't give a fuck of how we feel, and a place where I FUCKING lose my motivation becuz everyone is being a douchebag.

On the outside of the skewl:
Front: Looks innocent, except the sign near the front door

which looks like the new Swastikas.
Left: Looks like a concentration camp (it is) with numbers

above the doors. There's even a furnace where

people get burned.
Back: Swastikas everywhere!
Right: More Swastikas!

"Fucking dam crackers acting like preps at Woodland Middle School!"

by AnonForever March 12, 2010

woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

Woodland Hills

an area of the San Fernando Valley
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.

Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills

do you live in the 818?
YEAABOIIII REPPIN WOODLAND HILLS
THA GHETTO

by FOOOL! March 5, 2009

Woodland High School

A school attened by mostly sluts and whores. The guys are mean. The classes are stupid and pointless, the teachers are stupid and lame. Its a preforming arts school so there is way to much drama. Everyont and thing there sucks big time!

"Did you hear about that girl that got knocked up and got 5 new std's at Woodland High School?!"

by jifpoen January 18, 2009

Woodland Middle School

A torturous prison located in Gurnee, Illinois. This school is highly known for having constant fights, students vaping in the bathrooms, and wannabe e-boys. Half of the ceiling tiles are gone and haven’t been replaced in years due to budget cuts caused by the chrome books.

You go to Woodland Middle School? Dang, feels bad.

by Anonymousguy1562 April 16, 2019

Woodland Middle School

It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.

“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”

by Want a sprite cranberry? November 5, 2019