Wood Booger 

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

Wood Booger by knowyershit June 9, 2011

hoodboogery

the act or collection of acts that cause people to know that a chick is a hood booger

there is alot of hoodboogery goin on up in here, she's cool but she be actin hoodboogery sometimes

hoodboogery by nifferleski November 8, 2010

hoodbooger 

a skank from the ghetto, will usually give sexual favors in return for a small monitary amount (money for you idiots)or some material object

true story : my friend gets head from hoodboogers in return for 20$ boost mobile prepaid phone cards or if he buys them milk and or food for the hungry babies that the hoodbooger has at home.

hoodbooger by JohnnyBoy718 November 4, 2008

wood booger 

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

wood booger by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

hoodbooger 

bitch who stands on the corner all day, and who will smoke weed for fuck.

"Did you see that bitch Laqueesha chillin on the corner yesterday?" "Yeah, that trick is a straight up hoodbooger."

hoodbooger by gingerboytellem January 27, 2010

Woolyboogers 

The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.

When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.

Woolyboogers by cookiefish January 23, 2017

Wood Booger 

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

Wood Booger by Heytrep August 2, 2019