Wonker fight 

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

Wonker fight by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

Wonker 

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

Wonker by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021

wonker donk 

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.

"He has such a big wonker donk."

wonker donk by ummm32948213 August 14, 2009

Wonker-sided 

The act of being crooked or messed up.

The picture frame is all wonker-sided

Wonker-sided by rmftlinds April 14, 2010

wet wonker 

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

wet wonker by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

the safe worder 

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"

John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.

the safe worder by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019

Willy Wonker 

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

Willy Wonker by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022