won't bend over

I'll bend over backwards for people, but I won't bend over forwards. This means I will help you, but I won't be victimized!

I won't bend over forwards.

by I, Wreckerrr January 20, 2021

won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.

Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.

by calvinke March 12, 2011

Won't Engage

Used to describe a person who will not have sex with you no matter what you try.

I'm trying to get my gf to have sex with my but she won't engage.

by Godfree0000001 September 22, 2010

Won't be

1. A blatant sarcastic term used to express vehemently that an event will occur.

2. Will be.

"Dude are you going to Sophie's party on Saturday?"

"Won't be! Sounds like it's gonna be rad!"

by ancientminister June 18, 2009

Won't Shut Up

1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.

Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...

by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011

won’t last 3 minutes

When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.

Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?

by CloudyThoughts December 11, 2021

Won't HE do it ?

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue

"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"

by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019